A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He kills the dog and saves the girl's life.
A policeman who saw the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl".
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers: "Brave American saves life of little girl" the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?" The man says: "I am a Pakistani."
The next day the newspapers say: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."
War on Terror
